Those darn bottles

This is the 27th of May 26

Written by Ric

My beef today: What about those plastic bottles?

It’s really fun to crunch one of these plastic bottles. They just told me. Yes, they do talk!

“Squish me too much when opening, and I will wet you down, but hold me by the bottom, and I’ll just think about spritzing you just a little”, said the bottle.

Supposed to be more environmentally friendly. But what about the hard job of getting them out of the plastic holder and plastic-covered plastic box ? Do I have my knife? I use my keys when not having my knife. And in a sawing mode. I finally tear out a hole. Then violently pull a bottle out!

Then smile, do I, and look like I’m the master of the bottles